evidence of a flying man
While patrolling his designated circuit, NYC Ward VII, one of our agents, code name Epsilon, spotted a man standing on a balcony around 4am. What struck him as unusual was the fact that just a moment before, while scanning the general area, there was no one to be seen.
The man is caught standing unawares on the balcony.
Our agent did a double-take and decided to zoom in with his camera to get a better look. His instincts proved to be right on target. After this unidentified man spotted Agent Epsilon, he looked markedly alarmed.
Spotting our agent, the man looks at the camera with a slight glint of fear in his eyes.
Then, in no longer than it takes to blink, the man propelled himself off the front of the balcony and took flight! It all happened so quickly, and Agent Epsilon was caught so off-guard, that his soaring around the side of the building, down Broadway and away happened too quickly for our agent to pull his camera out of zoom and capture the motion in time.
As naturally as a bird dropping from a windowsill, the man flies off the perch and into the air.
This is the most compelling evidence the EOS team has found to date. We feel motivated beyond words to push this cause further than ever previously dreamed possible. With such a breakthrough discovery, we are confident that this evidence will convert more citizens to join the cause, encourage our devotees to send in new leads, and steer us to even bigger revelations in the future.
I someone were “patrolling”, wouldn’t they likely be at ground level? If they zoomed in on the “superhero”, wouldn’t the angle still be from the street and not almost directly across from the same altitude?